Supa lui Sergiu ™

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Tourists ruin everything.

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Tourists ruin everything.

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What is a Jehovahs witness favorite band?

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:25:58 GMT

What is a Jehovahs witness favorite band?

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The Metropolitan Museum of Art - [Woman Holding Baby Before Sculpture and Drawings on Wall]

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 22:19:57 GMT

http://www.metmuseum.org/Collections/search-the-collections/190038182?rpp=60&pg=3&ao=on&ft=*&when=A.D.+190-4present&what=Photographs&pos=176

BBC Mundo - Video y Fotos - El mundo surrealista de los pequeÃ±os seres

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 22:16:30 GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mundo/video_fotos/2012/01/120117_fotos_galeria_mundo_insectos_tsb.shtml

3rd edition of best funny images & Sergiu Å¢urcanu

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 22:01:39 GMT

http://sergiu.turcanu.net/3rd-edition-of-funniest-selections-from-my-soup/

Hong Kong in 24 Hours | Never-Ending Footsteps

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 21:57:07 GMT

http://www.neverendingfootsteps.com/2012/01/08/tian-tan-buddha-in-photos/

Fantastic and amazing pictures â€” Celebrities, Current Events, Health & Fitness, Northwest Indiana Mom Blog

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 21:49:50 GMT

http://accidentalmommies.com/fantastic-and-amazing-pictures/

Attending a marathon

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 20:21:04 GMT

Attending a marathon

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Monorail Cat

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Monorail Cat

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I love our customers, I really do. But some days we get some strange people in our shop. Here are some gems I'd like to share.

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 06:28:26 GMT

I love our customers, I really do. But some days we get some strange people in our shop. Here are some gems I'd like to share.

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Customer: Excuse me, do you have any signed copies of Shakespeare plays?
Me: Er... do you mean signed by the people who performed the play?
Customer: No, I mean signed by William Shakespeare.
Me: .....*headdesk*

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Customer: Hi, I'd like to return this book, please.
Me: Do you have the receipt?
Customer: Here.
Me: Erm, you bought this book at Waterstone's.
Customer: Yes.
Me:.... we're not Waterstone's.
Customer: But, you're a bookshop.
Me: Yes, but we're not Waterstone's.
Customer: You're all part of the same chain.
Me: No, sorry, we're an independent bookshop.
Customer: ....
Me: Put it this way, you wouldn't buy clothes in H&M and take them back to Zara, would you?
Customer: Well, no, because they're different shops.
Me: Exactly.
Customer:... I'd like to speak to your manager.

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Person: Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Patrick.
Me: No one of that name works here, sorry.
Person: But does he live here?
Me:... no one lives here; we're a bookshop.
Person: Are you sure?

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on the phone
Me: Hello Ripping Yarns.
Customer: Do you have any mohair wool?
Me: Sorry, we're not a yarns shop, we're a bookshop.
Customer: You're called Ripping Yarns.
Me: Yes, that's 'yarns' as in stories.
Customer: Well it's a stupid name.
Me: It's a Monty Python reference.
Customer: So you don't sell wool?
Me: No.
Customer: Hmf. Ridiculous.
Me: ...but we do sell dead parrots.
Customer: What?
Me: Parrots. Dead. Extinct. Expired. Would you like one?
Customer: Erm, no.
Me: Ok, well if you change your mind, do call back.

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Customer: Hi, if I buy a book, read it, and bring it back, could I exchange it for another book?
Me: No... because then we wouldn't make any money.
Customer: Oh.

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Me: Ok, so with postage that brings your total to £13.05. One second and I'll get the card machine."
Customer: No. No, absolutely not. I demand that you charge me £12.99. I will not pay for anything that starts with thirteen. You're trying to give me bad luck. Now, change it or I will go to a bookshop who doesn't want me to fall down a hole and die. Ok?

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Customer: Hello, I'd like a copy of 'The Water Babies,' with nice illustrations. But I don't want to pay a lot of money for it, so could you show me what editions you do have so I can look at them, and then I can go and find one online?

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Customer: Do you sell ipod chargers?

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Man: Hi, I've just self-published my art book. My friends tell me that I'm the new Van Gogh. How many copies of my book would you like to order?

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Woman: Hi, my daughter is going to come by on her way home from school to buy a book. But she seems to buy books with sex in them and she's only twelve, so can I ask you to keep an eye out for her and make sure she doesn't buy anything inappropriate for her age? I can give you a list of authors she's allowed to buy.
Me: With all due respect, would it not be easier for you to come in with your daughter?
Woman: Certainly not. She's a grown girl, she can do it herself.

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Customer: Do you have any books on the dark arts?
Me: ...No.
Customer: Do you have any idea where I could find some?
Me: Why don't you try Knockturn Alley?
Customer: Where's that?
Me: Oh, the centre of London.
Customer: Thanks, I'll keep my eyes peeled for it.

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Customer: I read a book in the eighties. I don't remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it made me laugh. Do you know which one I mean?

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Customer: Do you have 'Windows 7 for Dummies'?
Me: Sorry, we're an antiquarian bookshop; nearly everything in here pre-dates computers.
Customer: Oh. Do you have user guide for antiquarian computers? You know from, like, the olden days, when they had swords and stuff?
Me: ...?

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Customer: Do you have, like, a Christmas book about that, like, really famous baby?

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Customer: Do you think you could post this book to America for me, in time for Christmas?
Me: Yes. I'm sure we could. I'll just get the scales and I can work out postage costs for you.
Customer: You expect me to pay for the postage as well? I'm already paying for the book!
Me: ...

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the real Mr Scrooge...
Customer: I'd like a Christmas book, about Christmas, that doesn't have anything to do with snow, or robins, or snowmen, or Jesus, or holly.
Me: ... right.
Customer: And no bloody carols, either!

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Customer: Do you have any cards?
Me: We have some old postcards in a box by the door. Some of them have already been written on, though.
Customer: Oh, do you have one that says 'To Juliette, with love from Christine'? It would save me writing it out again, you see.

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That moment when you’re in a hurry and trying to cross the street, but cars keep going by

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 06:22:18 GMT

and then finally the light turns red

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HTTP Status-Katzen

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 21:17:25 GMT

Dazu gibt es kaum etwas zu sagen: HTTP Status Cats. Übrigens: Wenn dir das gefällt, wirst du auch Freude an WebMatrix haben. Zum Beispiel mit dem neuen WordPress 3.3, dessen Code noch den berühmten “Neuwagengeruch” hat.

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all true except for commies - its rather us commie bastrads drink first, then...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 14:24:45 GMT

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all true except for commies - its rather us commie bastrads drink first, then we shit in the glass and equally distribute it to the people.

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O_O >:

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O_O >:

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Portuguese house.

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 14:08:23 GMT

Portuguese house.

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O_e

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